The End may have begun with Lynx body spray. It’s a manly product that obviously is a must-have on this commercial’s wooden ark. The sparse accommodations, built single-handedly as we watch, are getting spiffed up for the influx of females. Just before they begin boarding - two by two - the man of the hour adds a few spritzes of Lynx.
Survivalists will also want to head down to the local Chevy dealer post-haste. The Silverado is our truck to save the day; forget Ford (according to the commercial). Out of the rubble, a bevy of Chevys comes rumbling to center stage, complete with male drivers, a dog, and raining frogs. Oh, and a box of Twinkies.
If there’s no room in the ark and you can’t afford a Silverado, you might still survive. Just pick up a six-pack of wheat beer from Anheuser-Busch and you’ll be in good shape. If not a little jollier. But first, there’s destruction, crevices, flames, and a guest appearance from a large lizard with flashing red eyes.
With the predicted end just a few months away (December 21, 2012), there’s still time to take stock of how you smell, make a change in driving habits, and grab an ice-cold bottle of Shock Top.
Prepare now - you’ve been warned.